Dr. Beef Supreme

From Alch3my
Professions: Mathematician, Non-Aristotelian Mathematician, Abstractor of the Quintessence, Psywar Correspondent (Too Late Show), Talk Show Host Researcher (Too Late Show).
Dr. Beef Supreme on an episode of Top Minds of Alchemy where he was celebrating being promoted to "Abstractor of the Quintessence" at Mega Harvard.

Dr. Beef Supreme utilized Advanced Knowledge to secretly control the Too Late Show and later TLN without the knowledge or permission of Dr. Crow. The notion that the Too Late Show was secretly controlled by Dr. Supreme was one of the first known hyperconspiracies - that is, conspiracies whose time and space complexity grows so quickly that they are impossible to ever conclusively prove as being true or false. Everything purported to be known about Dr. Supreme, whose face has never been seen in public due to his signature balaclava, is wrapped up in so many hyperconspiracies that nothing can be said to be truly known about him. He is considered an enemy of the state, and top priority target of the Acid Police Force, but every investigator and detective ever assigned to chase him has either gone insane, missing, or defected. Many suspect that Dr. Supreme has the ability to advance out of control.

Organizations founded:

Mega Harvard - 2016.

Mega Harvard LLC (with Dr. Beelzebub Crow) - 2034.

Institute for Advanced Levels - 2014, later a department of Mega Harvard

Nobel prizes

One reason Mega Harvard is so famous is that every professor holds at least one Nobel prize (which is one of the easiest requirements for becoming a professor), with the majority holding multiple Nobels. While the number of Nobel prizes held by Dr. Supreme is unknown due to his hyperconspiracy cloak, via the practice of psywar metabelief heuristics it can be reasonably discerned that he received the Nobel Peace prize for the discovery of psywar metabelief heuristics, as well as a Nobel Prize in Nobel Prizes for the discovery of Advanced Knowledge, from which it is known (via methods of advanced knowledge) that an infinite number of Nobel prizes will be awarded in a finite period of time for discoveries in advanced knowledge. The largest time t such that only a finite number of Nobel prizes have been awarded and such that for all t' > t an infinite number of Nobel prizes have been awarded is known as the Nobel singularity, after which will have begun the process of Hyper-Nobelification. This "rapture for the scientists" is when Science will have finally proven or disproven all provable or disprovable facts, causing the structure of natural law of expand once again so that the universe may continue to escape our telescopes, at which point Science II, based on advanced knowledge, will begin.

The noomarket

It should also be noted that Mega Harvard bought the rights to the term "Nobel prize" from the King of Sweden in exchange for pricecoin in 2035. The 2030's were a time in which the ability to buy previously ephemeral notions, such as "brands", "egregores", "concepts", or even "ideas" emerged. As free markets expanded into qualia operating systems, "land" in the noosphere began to be offered for sale. The Noosphere market, or noomarket, bought and sold tranches of "nooland" most naturally denominated in units of human attention-seconds, with a typical human attention-second going for about 1000 mile-acre-gallons (the smallest indivisible unit of pricecoin). So successful and total was the markets' penetration into controlling human attention that insurance and bond markets grew on top of the attention economy.

As the noomarket grew, it gradually began to resemble an increasingly high-fidelity real-time representation of all human attention and of to what was being paid attention. Attention prediction markets required prediction of the agents in the market. With neverending AI-generated hypertargeted qualia being aimed directly at individuals in order to extract further attention-seconds creating ultratight cybernetic feedback loops, the simulacrum began to become indistinguishable from those being simulated.

This ensemble of hyperreality, where the model models reality so closely that reality responds to changes in the model and the model responds to changes in reality nearly instantaneously is a highly exotic phase of collective intelligence that psychophysics macrotheorists claim closely resembles Bose-Einstein condensates. Thoughts spread from mind to mind at nearly the maximum possible speed, leading to a kind of loose and low-grade "long-range entanglement" between all minds in the hyperreality. Applying social lasers to this exotic phase results in profound changes in the collective consciousness on par with exotic states of consciousness experienced by individuals such as the Buddhist jhanas, or vexillokalpa samadhi as achieved by the Vexillians. The use of social lasers during this delicate period in the early history of the development of the global brain was one of the primary factors motivating the Noospheric Munitions Act of 2042.

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