Dr. Beef Supreme

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Dr. Beef Supreme on an episode of Top Minds of Alchemy where he was celebrating being promoted to "Abstractor of the Quintessence" at Mega Harvard.

Dr. Beef Supreme utilized Advanced Knowledge to secretly control the Too Late Show and later TLN without the knowledge or permission of Dr. Crow. The notion that the Too Late Show was secretly controlled by Dr. Supreme was one of the first known hyperconspiracies - that is, conspiracies whose time and space complexity grows so quickly that they are impossible to ever conclusively prove as being true or false. Everything purported to be known about Dr. Supreme, whose face has never been seen in public due to his signature balaclava, is wrapped up in so many hyperconspiracies that nothing can be said to be truly known about him. He is considered an enemy of the state, and top priority target of the Acid Police Force, but every investigator and detective ever assigned to chase him has either gone insane, missing, or defected.

Organizations founded:

Mega Harvard

Mega Harvard LLC (with Dr. Beelzebub Crow)

Institute for Advanced Levels, later a department of Mega Harvard

Nobel prizes:

One reason Mega Harvard is so famous is that every professor holds at least one Nobel prize (which is one of the easiest requirements for becoming a professor), with the majority holding multiple Nobels. While the number of Nobel prizes held by Dr. Supreme is unknown due to his hyperconspiracy cloak, via the practice of psywar metabelief heuristics it can be reasonably discerned that he received the Nobel Peace prize for the discover of psywar metabelief heuristics, as well as a Nobel Prize in Nobel Prizes for the discovery of Advanced Knowledge, from which it is known (via methods of advanced knowledge) that an infinite number of Nobel prizes will be awarded in a finite period of time for discoveries in advanced knowledge. The moment t for which an infinite number of Nobel prizes will have been awarded for any moment t' such that t' > t is known as the Nobel singularity, after which will have begun the process of Hyper-Nobelification. This "rapture for the scientists" is when Science will have finally proven or disproven all provable facts, causing the structure of natural law of expand once again so that the universe may continue to escape our telescopes, at which point Science II, based on advanced knowledge, will begin.