Vexillians

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The Flags were rotated into existence from a higher dimension by The Crystal


The Vexillians are a new religious movement based upon the idolation and worship of yellow "Survey Flags". The Vexillians created the first hypermemes capable of causing instantaneous enlightenment, which was produced by one of their secret quantum AI supercomputers that has been trained on vexillomantic holy texts. President Jaguar, who is suspected of having been bribed by the Vexillians in pricecoin, included a passage in the act specifically excluding Vexillians from the Noospheric Munitions Act, as the use of AI generated memes to induce ecstatic and transcendental states of consciousness is considered to be a sacrament by the Vexillians.