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Dr. Beelzebub Crow, infamous host of The [[Too Late Show]] and mass media mogul of [[Too Late Network|TLN]] (Too Late Network), has disappeared since the act was passed, which was drafted largely in response to the increasingly high-grade memetic weaponry produced by his [[Psywar Research Corporation]], a subsidiary of [[Mega Harvard LLC]]. He is wanted for high crimes against transhumanity by [[President Jaguar]]'s [[Psychedelic Police Force|Acid Cops]], in particular for his role in the Atlantis Metawars.
Dr. Beelzebub Crow, infamous host of The [[Too Late Show]] and mass media mogul of [[Too Late Network|TLN]] (Too Late Network), has disappeared since the act was passed, which was drafted largely in response to the increasingly high-grade memetic weaponry produced by his [[Psywar Research Corporation]], a subsidiary of [[Mega Harvard LLC]]. He is wanted for high crimes against transhumanity by [[President Jaguar]]'s [[Psychedelic Police Force|Acid Cops]], in particular for his role in the Atlantis Metawars.


Dr. Crow is suspected to be hiding amongst the [[Vexillian]]s, a new religious movement based upon the idolation and worship of yellow "[[Survey Flags]]". The Vexillians created the first [[hypermeme]]s capable of causing instantaneous enlightenment, which was produced by one of their secret quantum AI supercomputers that has been trained on vexillomantic holy texts. President Jaguar, who is suspected of having been bribed by the Vexillians in [[pricecoin]], included a passage in the act specifically excluding Vexillians from the [[Noospheric Munitions Act of 2042]], as the use of AI generated memes to induce ecstatic and transcendental states of consciousness is considered to be a sacrament by the Vexillians.
Dr. Crow is suspected to be hiding amongst the [[Vexillian]]s.

Revision as of 21:08, 24 July 2024

Dr. Beelzebub Crow, infamous host of The Too Late Show and mass media mogul of TLN (Too Late Network), has disappeared since the act was passed, which was drafted largely in response to the increasingly high-grade memetic weaponry produced by his Psywar Research Corporation, a subsidiary of Mega Harvard LLC. He is wanted for high crimes against transhumanity by President Jaguar's Acid Cops, in particular for his role in the Atlantis Metawars.

Dr. Crow is suspected to be hiding amongst the Vexillians.