Dr. Beelzebub Crow: Difference between revisions
Eldarthing (talk | contribs) No edit summary |
No edit summary |
||
| Line 1: | Line 1: | ||
{{Infobox | |||
|region = [[NorAm Conflict Zone]] | |||
|era = [[Pre-Noospheric]] | |||
|image = | |||
|alt = no image, idiot | |||
|caption = made you look | |||
|name = Beelzebub Thoth Crow | |||
|birth_date = {{circa|50 Pre-Noosphere}} | |||
|birth_place = Unknown | |||
|death_date = Physical:{{circa|15 Pre-Noosphere}} Spiritual: Unknown | |||
|death_place = [[NorAm Conflict Zone]] | |||
|death_cause = Unknown | |||
|spouse = [[Show-Chan]], [[Gillian Anderson]] (disputed) | |||
|school_tradition = [[Meta-Memetic Cyber Warfare]] | |||
| notable_students = {{hlist|[[Harleen Crow]]|[[Dr. Crow]]|[[Frater Gorgias]]|[[Crustfuck Johnny]]|[[Seinfeld II]]|[[Truth Tater Ginsberg]]}} | |||
|main_interests = [[The Too Late Show]], [[Advanced Knowledge]], [[Memes]], [[Gooning]] | |||
| notable_ideas = {{plainlist}} | |||
* [[Pricecoin]] | |||
* [[Gooning]] | |||
* [[Noospheric Munitions]] | |||
* [[Meta-Ironic Pseudo-Satire]] | |||
* [[Perineum-Pineal Circuit]] | |||
* [[Constitutional Hypernegation]] | |||
* [[''SEC v Pisscoin, Inc.'']] | |||
* [[Reincarnation]] | |||
{{endplainlist}} | |||
|children= [[Seinfeld II]], Lucifer Morningstar|family=[[Lucifer Morningstar]] (father), Unknown (mother), [[Dr. Crow]] (half-brother)}} | |||
'''Dr. Beelzebub Crow''', infamous host of The [[Too Late Show]] and mass media mogul of [[Too Late Network|TLN]] (Too Late Network), has disappeared since the [[Noospheric Munitions Act of 2042]] was passed, which was drafted largely in response to the increasingly high-grade memetic weaponry produced by his [[Psywar Research Corporation]], a subsidiary of [[Mega Harvard LLC]]. He is wanted for high crimes against transhumanity by [[President Jaguar]]'s [[Psychedelic Police Force|Acid Cops]], in particular for his role in the GA-FL-AL Tri-State Water Wars. | '''Dr. Beelzebub Crow''', infamous host of The [[Too Late Show]] and mass media mogul of [[Too Late Network|TLN]] (Too Late Network), has disappeared since the [[Noospheric Munitions Act of 2042]] was passed, which was drafted largely in response to the increasingly high-grade memetic weaponry produced by his [[Psywar Research Corporation]], a subsidiary of [[Mega Harvard LLC]]. He is wanted for high crimes against transhumanity by [[President Jaguar]]'s [[Psychedelic Police Force|Acid Cops]], in particular for his role in the GA-FL-AL Tri-State Water Wars. | ||
Revision as of 22:45, 1 August 2024
Dr. Beelzebub Crow, infamous host of The Too Late Show and mass media mogul of TLN (Too Late Network), has disappeared since the Noospheric Munitions Act of 2042 was passed, which was drafted largely in response to the increasingly high-grade memetic weaponry produced by his Psywar Research Corporation, a subsidiary of Mega Harvard LLC. He is wanted for high crimes against transhumanity by President Jaguar's Acid Cops, in particular for his role in the GA-FL-AL Tri-State Water Wars.
Dr. Crow is suspected to be hiding amongst the Vexillians.
Preexistence and Education
this is a stub
Early Career and the Too Late Show
this is a stub
Facial Hair
Magnificent
Opinions
Correct