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Mega Harvard has no students or administration, and consists entirely of wandering rogue professors. Applying to Mega Harvard is done telepathically and if you don't know how to do it, you're not Mega Harvard material. | Mega Harvard has no students or administration, and consists entirely of wandering rogue professors. Applying to Mega Harvard is done telepathically and if you don't know how to do it, you're not Mega Harvard material. | ||
====== Classes ====== | |||
With no students, lectures at Mega Harvard consist of hundreds of professors simultaneously talking over each other in competition for [[noospace]]. | |||
Lab and studio classes likewise consist entirely of professors giving each other assignments then knocking off for the rest of the day. | |||
====== Subsidiaries ====== | ====== Subsidiaries ====== | ||
Revision as of 13:01, 4 March 2025
University purported to be in hyperspace founded by Dr. Beef Supreme in 2016. Much more difficult to get into than Regular Harvard, as Mega Harvard professors often refer to Harvard University.
Mega Harvard has no students or administration, and consists entirely of wandering rogue professors. Applying to Mega Harvard is done telepathically and if you don't know how to do it, you're not Mega Harvard material.
Classes
With no students, lectures at Mega Harvard consist of hundreds of professors simultaneously talking over each other in competition for noospace.
Lab and studio classes likewise consist entirely of professors giving each other assignments then knocking off for the rest of the day.