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University purported to be in hyperspace founded by [[Dr. Beef Supreme]] in 2016. | [[File:Entrance to mega harvard.webp|thumb|One of the entrances to Mega Harvard. The appearance of the being guarding the entrance depends on the psyche of the person seeing it. However, they always carry a [[yellow flag.]]]] | ||
University purported to be in hyperspace founded by [[Dr. Beef Supreme]] in 2016. Much more difficult to get into than Regular Harvard, as Mega Harvard professors often refer to Harvard University. | |||
Mega Harvard has no students or administration, and consists entirely of wandering rogue professors. Applying to Mega Harvard is done telepathically and if you don't know how to do it, you're not Mega Harvard material. | |||
=== Classes === | |||
With no students, lectures at Mega Harvard consist of hundreds of professors simultaneously talking over each other in competition for [[noospace]]. | |||
Lab and studio classes likewise consist entirely of professors giving each other assignments then knocking off for the rest of the day. | |||
=== Schools === | |||
==== School of Reality Studies ==== | |||
* Culture Endgame Department | |||
* Post-Culture Studies Department | |||
The School of Reality Studies was founded in 2025 with the creation of the Aleksander Dugin Endowed Chair Professor of Culture Hacking.<blockquote>"It was unfortunate that we had to name our first endowed chair for the new school after such a dubious character, but before we came along, there weren't any respectable people studying how to manipulate public opinion en masse to create a false reality to name it after." - [[Dr. Beef Supreme]]</blockquote> | |||
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[[Institute for Advanced Levels]] | [[Institute for Advanced Levels]] | ||
[[Mecha Harvard]] | |||
[[Mega PragurU]] | |||
Latest revision as of 02:51, 6 May 2025

University purported to be in hyperspace founded by Dr. Beef Supreme in 2016. Much more difficult to get into than Regular Harvard, as Mega Harvard professors often refer to Harvard University.
Mega Harvard has no students or administration, and consists entirely of wandering rogue professors. Applying to Mega Harvard is done telepathically and if you don't know how to do it, you're not Mega Harvard material.
Classes
With no students, lectures at Mega Harvard consist of hundreds of professors simultaneously talking over each other in competition for noospace.
Lab and studio classes likewise consist entirely of professors giving each other assignments then knocking off for the rest of the day.
Schools
School of Reality Studies
- Culture Endgame Department
- Post-Culture Studies Department
The School of Reality Studies was founded in 2025 with the creation of the Aleksander Dugin Endowed Chair Professor of Culture Hacking.
"It was unfortunate that we had to name our first endowed chair for the new school after such a dubious character, but before we came along, there weren't any respectable people studying how to manipulate public opinion en masse to create a false reality to name it after." - Dr. Beef Supreme